Archive for March, 2008

The hammie speaks

I am the neighbour’s hamster and I have hijacked this fat dog’s blog. My humans went on a holiday and have asked fat dog’s owners to look after me, my babies and my siblings. My humans decided that it would be safer if we were kept outside the house because everyone is jittery at what this big dumb dog will do to us. Ben’s humans were more concerned that we could be taken away by strangers. Honestly, I think being hamster-napped by strangers will be a better option than being butt-sniffed and frightened by him.

Fat dog’s humans have been feeding us for the past several days now. They took a while to get used to tiny little furballs like us and man.. they were so gentle! In fact, z wouldn’t even dare to flinch when I bit her fingers whilst she was changing my water and food.  hiak hiak hiak

We had quite an adventure yesterday and yeah, I can’t tell you my name else my owner will flip if she hears what we did. I escaped from my cage and ran into fat dog’s house. Fat dog went into a frenzy and turned the living room upside down. Stuff in the living room were dug and pulled out and I was cornered underneath a cabinet. The mummy of the house came back to an upheaved place with fat dog’s head underneath the cabinet; his fat arse sticking out and he was thumping his tail furiously.

Mummy of the house didn’t realise I was there and I decided to make a dash for it. Fat boy followed and had me pinned under his paw. Their mummy froze at what she saw and dashed to my rescue. She managed to free me and I was back to my cage with my babies. I was swinging happily at top of my cage with my paws and strong teeth when the rest of them returned and checked on me.

Z told the rest she rescued me a day before the big escape. I was climbing around the cage as usual and I managed to get myself stuck at the niche of the running wheel. I was screaming for help and she had to remove the wheel to free me. Another sibling of mine was stuck underneath his own wheel but the humans didn’t realise he was immobilised until a day later. Yep, Z had to remove the wheel to save him too. He has been running in his wheel through the night, I think he may be training for his own adventure too.

I hope my humans will return soon. I miss them and these dog folks are really clueless when it comes to us hammies!

yes, it has been a while..

It has been a while since my human updated my blog. 

I am very much the same, fat, lazy and greedy dog. I still greet my loved ones the usual way: grin and bang my tail furiously against the door, jump and hop a bit so I can kiss them on the face and finally I stick my nose up their butts and get spanked in return.

I have made some new friends in the neighbourhood. My best friends are a lovely GR and a little terrier. I would sneak out if I have a chance to, run to their gate and play with the little terrier. I don’t get to see the GR often but whenever we meet in the lift, its a lot of fun. We even ganged up together and poked our noses at a neighbour’s butt. Our humans were shocked and embarassed, the neighbour wasn’t very happy but we had fun. HEE HEE HEE

Human’s got to get working before everyone in her lab gathers behind her to read what she types… talk about privacy! 

Later…


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