Bad Cuz, new toy!

My suaku human learnt something new at the pet shop today! She took the large bad cuz, squeezed it and told the sales lady that it was spoilt because it should give a squeak instead of a croak. She even commented that it sounded like a duck with sore throat. The lady politely told her there was nothing wrong with the bad cuz; that bad cuz croaks, good cuz squeaks and thats the fun of it. Hahahaha

She bought the bad cuz in the end because she says it is befitting for a bad boy.    

My humans went for the shape run without me. I dashed out of the door when both of them were about to leave, tried so hard to convince them that I look sissy enough to pass off as a bitch but to no avail. They know that the wolf in sheep’s clothing theory way too well and I will be there to smell every girl’s butt or try to lift their skirts. Woo Weet.

I was a little upset when they got back. I smelt kingsley and there’s proof he managed to join the fun!!

But I am ok now because they made it up to me but by spending time with me at the park and the rest of the day at home.

We felt the tremors yesterday morning. It was quite horrible. When the first tremors were felt, zeomy thought my butt was rocking her chair. Seriously, is my butt that fat?!? Not as fat as hers! haha Pa was in the toilet and imagine how nervous he was when he was doing the poo thing and the house was rocking? hahaha He decided we should all evacuate… as soon as we finish our breakfast but in the end, he spent the rest of the 2 minutes watching the calendar and curtains rock with the house. Pa is groofy, but we still love him anyway. Me thinks we should just stay in the house. Why? Because we are on the top floor, so by the time we get down, we will be too late. Even if the block collapses, Zeomy feels that we could be either the first survivors or casualties found since we will be on top of everyone and the only thing above us is the ceiling, rooftop n probably a water tank.

My humans are funny people but I still love them anyway.  kekeke